1.05.2012

Cleaning Up

Cleaning is such a pain. Why do we even have to bother with it? It would be great if there was a world where cleaning wasn't necessary to live your life, but I guess that's one of the prices we pay for building cities.

I've got some dishes to do, just cleaned the bathroom, and I should probably vacuum at some point before going to work. These things didn't always exist. People used to just eat in the wild and do their number one and two wherever they pleased. It was natural for this to happen and even completed the circle of life. Now everything is indoors, grease and grime don't belong anywhere, and we each have our own little self contained box. We have to keep these things clean otherwise we poison ourselves in our filth.

On the plus side, we get some privacy, disease rates are down, and we get cool magical things like electricity and invisible signals from around the world. It's probably because we have all these new activities to do that cleaning just seems to get in the way. I want to watching some culture breaking videos and help others create virtual worlds, but I gotta go clean the frakken dishes first! Argkk! I hate dishes..... When are we going to have some sort of awesome non-stick nanocoated dishes that become 99.9% germ free just by being awesome. One day.....


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